This must be the year of Link!!!
Hentai?? nah what the fuck that’s for fucking losers— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of huge anime tiddies spill out of jacket] f-for fucking nerd weeb virigins ahhaha [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of huge anime tiddies scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
Look at his fucking legs
He doesn’t even fucking fit in the fucking kart I’m gonna D I E
how the fuck does link know how to drive tho…….
he went to hyrule’s driving school you fuckning
Happy birthday, Koujaku!
oh yeah, i almost forgot
i kept a collection of my favourite parts of the translation